intro to happiness...

Each day everyone wishes they were someone else. wishes they could act like someone else. wishes they could fight crime like someone else. wish they could extract milk from the four pronged udder of a cow like someone else. This can be made possible, but its always expensive, plastic surgery is expensive and in micheal jacksons case it didnt go well. gene mutation is ilegle so it has to be done in rusty garages and stealing peoples skin and minds is borderline insane (but not quite insane). So what if you could capture everyday moments and turn them into something steller. one second your cooking something tasty, the next, you as martha stewart is cooking something scrumptious. this can be made if you follow some easy steps.

Supplies-
1. Camera
2. 12 inch blade
3. photoshop
4. rosettas stone
5. computer that can run photoshop.
6. some one your desperate to be doing something spectacular (cross-gender is okay)

while holding the 12 inch blade to fend from the ocaisional zombie invasion, turn take a picture of your face. do not be shocked if a eliptical light flashes and you suffer from blindness, it is only temporary. then take the picture of that person you really wanna be. open up photoshop and use paste and rotation and vector masks and stuff (match color anybody) and voila you have become the uncomeable. you have become cool and important and good at things. so now sell the rosettas stone and get rich and then maybe become somebody that people will want to put their faces on!